MEDICAL HUMOUR

Submit your Medical Humour.

• difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist
• The fourth nurse fainted
• When we treat people for a disease, they die of *that* disease."
• Funny Definitions
• "But let's see you do all that while the engine is running."
• I have some bad news and some very bad news
• Get a heart transplant
• I want to lose some weight
• A doctor is complaining to a mech
• Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's surgery to collect his wife's test results.
• Need Samples
• A doctor of psychology was doing his normal
• "I don't believe you"

• "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"
• Brain Transplant
• Inhale ... Exhale ... Inhale ... Exhale
• 3 Doctors at a Convention talking Shop
• I have good news and bad news
• Doctor's Definition
• One-liners............
• A man speaks frantically into the phone
• I have some bad news and some very bad news
• difference between a neurotic
• "Honey, what's for dinner?"
• One Solution , another problem

Doctor's Definition

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General Practitioners know nothing and
do little.
Surgeons know little and do
everything.
Internists knows everything
and do nothing. 
Pathologists know
everything only after it's usually too
late. 
Proctologist is the rare
profession in which the doctor starts
out at the bottom and stays
there.
Psychiatry: The care of the id
by the odd. 

A doctor is complaining to a mech

Admin (info@mednepal.com)

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic,
"Your fee is several times more per hour
then we get paid for medical
care."

"Yeah, but you see, doc, you
have always the same model, it hasn't
changed since Adam; but we have to keep
up to date with new models coming every
month."